Sports Hernia Blog

‘Shit streak’ was substance on Rogers’ hand

Following a thorough investigation and suprise interview with Kenny Rogers at 3 a.m. in his hotel bar, Hernia sources determined that
Tony Larussa was correct in his proclamation on ESPN that the "stuff" on Kenny Roger’s hand was not dirt.   

the big deal? I had to take a massive dump and the National Anthem was
starting, so I rushed it," said a bleery eyed Rogers. "So what if I had
crap on my hand? Are you perfect?"