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‘Shit streak’ was substance on Rogers’ hand

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Following a thorough investigation and suprise interview with Kenny Rogers at 3 a.m. in his hotel bar, Hernia sources determined that
Tony Larussa was correct in his proclamation on ESPN that the "stuff" on Kenny Roger’s hand was not dirt.   

"What’s
the big deal? I had to take a massive dump and the National Anthem was
starting, so I rushed it," said a bleery eyed Rogers. "So what if I had
crap on my hand? Are you perfect?"


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8 Comments

  1. John

    October 24, 2006 at 1:50 pm

    It probably was a shit streak but his whole career has been one big shit stain.

  2. Bob Backland

    October 24, 2006 at 1:53 pm

    ARod has that streak on his hand every time he bats behind Jeter.

  3. John

    October 24, 2006 at 1:55 pm

    Of course this had to resort to Yankee bashing. Go back to the WWF, Backland

  4. The Business

    October 24, 2006 at 3:15 pm

    I thought that stain was just his own sweat. It’s common knowledge that Rogers sweats nicotine tar and battery acid.

  5. sleek

    October 24, 2006 at 3:22 pm

    Come on. I think Kenny’s just been eating a lot of chocolate donuts before the games. Chocolate donuts really help your focus, but they’re not going to help your slider. Trust me.

  6. Jason

    July 12, 2007 at 9:19 pm

    of course thats a shit streak, he’s a shiteating deadbeat.

  7. Jason

    July 12, 2007 at 9:19 pm

    of course thats a shit streak, he’s a shiteating deadbeat.

  8. fucktheredsox

    May 10, 2008 at 11:33 am

    what an ass…he ruined the yankees playoffs

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