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Tiki Barber on pace to break 2,000 ass-slap barrier
- Updated: October 30, 2006
All-Pro Giants running back Tiki Barber (shown here in street clothes) is threatening to surpass the 2,000 ass-slap barrier this season and become the first player in the NFL to do so since ex-Giant, Roy Simmons.
After a week 8 in which Barber recorded an amazing 198 ass-slaps while playing against his brother Ronde and the Bucs, Barber now has registered a mind-boggling 1,036 ass-slaps for the season (Sadly, slaps given out in the locker room and on the streets to buddies and complete strangers are not counted as official ass-slaps). Regardless, the surge will only add fuel to the fire for those fantasy football owners who have been lobbying for ass-slaps to be added as an offical category for the last several years.