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Tyson challenges retired Popinski

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The disastrous Mike Tyson World Tour got even uglier Monday during his 83rd straight uncomfortable press conference.  After answering at least two questions without cursing or head-butting anyone, Russian reporter Nikoli Kettlesmirnoff sent the former champ into a tailspin claiming he would never do what the mocking, haughty laughing showman, Soda Popinski did for boxing. While seemingly re-enacting a scene from Rocky V, Tyson burst from behind the podium, grabbed his balls (above right), and challenged Popinski to a title fight, demanding he return to the U.S. with an answer.

At press time, Popinski’s handlers expressed concern that Tyson might be unaware that the Russian beast is actually just a cartoon but continued to make flight arrangements with the potential big payday close in mind.

4 Comments

  1. sleek

    October 31, 2006 at 4:16 pm

    Somebody better give Popinski the cheat code.

  2. buck fleezie

    November 1, 2006 at 12:06 am

    up.up.down.down.left.right.left.right.b.a.start….or is that the ‘Contra’ code? either way Tyson knocks Popinski into Bolivian. Larry Merchant claims that a Tyson win would get Glass Joe a much deserved title shot.

  3. buck fleezie

    November 1, 2006 at 12:07 am

    up.up.down.down.left.right.left.right.b.a.start….or is that the ‘Contra’ code? either way Tyson knocks Popinski into Bolivian. Larry Merchant claims that a Tyson win would get Glass Joe a much deserved title shot.

  4. squigg

    June 12, 2008 at 9:37 am

    007-373-5963

    hahahaha

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