Sports Hernia Blog

An Unforeseen Exit

Hamburg SV?s Vincent Kompany was taken off the field after the 71st minute of the Champions league match against FC Porto and has been diagnosed with an infected Achilles tendon.  Although this sounds plausible, Sports Hernia sources revealed that he really just had to take a massive dump.



  1. George Peterson, Chicago Police

    November 9, 2006 at 2:41 pm

    Looks like he swallowed a slinky

  2. Henry Hill

    November 9, 2006 at 4:44 pm

    Who the fuck is Vincent Kompany?

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