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Art Shell’s ass is burning
- Updated: November 13, 2006
Art Shell, seen here during happier times (translation: before the 2006 season began), was rushed to the ER today with third degree ass burns from the blazing, volcanic hot seat he’s apparently been living on for the past eight weeks. The trail of smoke seen all the way across the bay in San Francisco was said to be what prompted the 911 call.
Get well, Art.