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It’s time for the Hernia Hot Stove
- Updated: November 17, 2006
Some topics floated around the GM meetings this week that were overlooked by sloppy, careless reporters:
- Royals cutting more costs; will not have first baseman in 2007
- Devil Rays rumored to be courting new Gatorade cooler if the price is right
- Sympathetic veterinarian likely to put Mark Prior’s arm to sleep
- Yanks still eyeing Jesus for team Chaplin
- Red Sox baffled by Manny’s demand to be traded to the Red Sox
- Scott Boras asking for rights to Omar Minaya’s soul in Zito talks
- Marlins expected to hire great manager for one season
- Sheffield to be named Eminem’s new chief of security
- Phillies in heated talks to acquire Brewers batboy Rusty Fallwell
- Pirates mulling playing naked
- Devil Rays said to be converting bullpen to putting green
- Mets close to signing someone who speaks English
- Cubs said to be scouting pitchers with arms
- Giants looking to fill selfish asshole void left by Bonds
- Frank Thomas excited to fill selfish asshole void for Blue Jays
- A’s strictly seeking free agents with beards
- Reds in negotiations with Paste and Ryder from Nintendo’s "Bases Loaded"
- Rangers owner Tom Hicks lusting to overpay for horrible free agent pitcher
- Rockies testing balls lubed with Giambis hair-gel to limit effects of Coors Field
- Zito’s list of demands include bad drummer and terrible keyboardist for impromptu jam sessions
