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Pacman Jones: spitting & gobbling giant strawberries

Pacman_jonesThe Titans announced that Pacman Jones will be suspended for this weekend’s game against the Jacksonville Jaguars as a result of last Thursday’s incident where he spit "a huge amount of mucus" on a female in ‘da club-goer.

What hasn’t been reported in all of this is that after spitting on the woman, TuPacman apparently popped several yellow pills, ate a gigantic strawberry and pretzel, and then fled the club screaming something about ‘blinking ghosts’ chasing him.

4 Comments

  1. 3Pac

    March 3, 2007 at 10:17 am

    I can’t believe how much he inspires me

  2. jim lee

    April 10, 2007 at 2:19 pm

    Today Pacman got a year’s suspension for about 10 violations and runins with authorities. Don Imus got 2 weeks for his first infraction. Be careful Imus. You could get jailed for life if yu say too much more

  3. john doe

    April 19, 2007 at 11:16 am

    wtf, giant strawberries and pretzels?

  4. The Sports Hernia

    April 19, 2007 at 11:28 am

    Uh, that would be a reference to the Pacman video game.

    Figured “screaming something about ‘blinking ghosts’ chasing him” would have given that away.

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