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Pacman Jones: spitting & gobbling giant strawberries
- Updated: November 2, 2006
The Titans announced that Pacman Jones will be suspended for this weekend’s game against the Jacksonville Jaguars as a result of last Thursday’s incident where he spit "a huge amount of mucus" on a female in ‘da club-goer.
What hasn’t been reported in all of this is that after spitting on the woman, TuPacman apparently popped several yellow pills, ate a gigantic strawberry and pretzel, and then fled the club screaming something about ‘blinking ghosts’ chasing him.