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All ESPN anchors now required to do terrible Borat impression
- Updated: December 20, 2006
In a not so surprising move, Hernia sources have discovered that all ESPN anchors are now required to do a shitty Borat impression, or else they will be fired.
The network’s painfully annoying history of trying to sound "hip" by quoting popular movies is well-documented. You may recall Sportscenter’s 10-year policy of beating Caddyshack lines to death or Bob Ley’s embarrassing Austin Power’s "Yeeeaah Baby" phase on "Outside the Lines".
Look for "Borat" to be completely ruined by the time it is released on DVD.