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Texans fan Hoss Wheelbarrow wants to know what the fuck his team was thinking


Hoss was nice enough to give us his take, albeit from an incredibly safe distance, on what it’s like to be a Houston Texans fan:

"Say boy, yous know sumone in tha brass at ?dose Texans?? said a visibly unnerved Wheelborrow. ?Me and Hoss Jr. sure would like to get hold of one of ?em. Dem dere N?awlins Saints don topped deir division and dat’s after Hurricanny Trina practly wiped out deir whole stadum! Dat boy Remmy Bush runnin? all over dat damn field. And ?dose Titans rose again ‘gainst dem Giants and Vance Young scrambled like eggs from mah chickn Pete in the final ticks to beat us Texans sumpin? awful!  Heee-Yi!! Makes me ?shamed to be a Texan myself.?


  1. Jay

    December 13, 2006 at 4:24 pm

    That guy rules

  2. Britney Asbourne

    September 13, 2007 at 1:26 pm

    Texans are the best team in the NFL, As far as I m concerned, we have great fans, really the whole city of Houston will say that. In Houston if you want to

    watch the Texans in style good luck with that, all the Texans premium seats get sold out the day they show up in ticketmaster. Texans tickets are sometimes 2

    or even 5 times the face value. Anyhow If you get lost I have a new sight for u guys
    Texans tickets
    Anyhow I though this is something would interest you, a tip from a Texans fan GO Texans!!!
    God bless Football

  3. Jared

    December 3, 2011 at 2:44 pm

    this is just grand because his name is Hoss and Hoss, Jr. I love the word grand and the word horse has officially been replaced with the word Hoss

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