Sports Hernia Blog

Injuries and lack of arrests put Washington’s tenure with Bengals in jeopardy

Kelley_washington_2 The Cincinnati Bengals placed wide receiver "Dancing" Kelley Washington on injured reserve today for the remainder of the season, leaving his future with the team in doubt. Citing various injuries and more importantly, zero arrests, Marvin Lewis and Cincy’s top brass placed him on the inactive list, leaving an open spot on the roster as they make their playoff push. Candidates rumored to be in the running to fill that roster spot include recently released team psychiatrist Lawrence Phillips, bat-shit crazy Dolphins receiver Marcus Vick, the honorable Bam Morris, and big Nate Newton.

One Comment

  1. Joe Bungles

    December 16, 2006 at 8:40 pm

    Bam Morris had more weed in his trunk than all of Del Boca Vista

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *