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D-Backs get randy, demand another round with Big Unit

Randy_johnson_1_2The possibilities are endless…

D-backs determined to yank Johnson

Yanks set to deal old Johnson with young Wang on the rise

D-backs salivating to get their hands on Big Unit again

Yanks ready to release Unit now that Wang is solid

The list goes on…

27 Comments

  1. Frankie

    December 27, 2006 at 2:38 pm

    D-backs hoping to avoid bumpy ride with big Johnson

  2. Irwin Scyhster

    December 27, 2006 at 2:48 pm

    Jeff Moorad discusses his obsession with Johnson

  3. Gerrard Sir Hornypants

    December 27, 2006 at 3:01 pm

    Yanks dangle Big Johnson; see if anyone bites…

  4. JohnnyD

    December 27, 2006 at 3:02 pm

    Padres now said to be on Johnson hunt

  5. Gerrard Sir Hornypants

    December 27, 2006 at 3:03 pm

    D-Backs long to get their hands on Big Unit again

  6. Gerrard Sir Hornypants

    December 27, 2006 at 3:06 pm

    D-Backs make no secret about their desire for Big Unit after Yanks say Wang untouchable

  7. Gerrard Sir Hornypants

    December 27, 2006 at 3:18 pm

    Cocky Wang proclaims Big Unit came up short in clutch

  8. Gerrard Sir Hornypants

    December 27, 2006 at 3:21 pm

    D-Backs eager to get Big Unit back in the fold….

    (uggghhhh)

  9. Gerrard Sir Hornypants

    December 27, 2006 at 3:24 pm

    Trade of Big Unit leaves gaping hole at back-end of Yanks rotation…

  10. Kevin Appier

    December 27, 2006 at 3:32 pm

    Kevin Appier rumored to be on D-backs wishlist

  11. The Slueth

    December 27, 2006 at 3:33 pm

    Kevin Appier starts poorly planned Kevin Appier rumor

  12. Thundaar the Barbarian

    December 27, 2006 at 3:34 pm

    Yanks affair with Big Unit is over; the future is Wang.

  13. Jonathon Antin

    December 27, 2006 at 3:35 pm

    Steve Phillips rumored to part hair in the middle again, worlds waits with baited breath…

  14. Peter Gammons

    December 27, 2006 at 3:43 pm

    Kevin Appier’s arm rumored to be reattached to body; Scouts drooling….

  15. The Slueth

    December 27, 2006 at 5:18 pm

    The Big Unit rumored to be requiring three naked starts per season as a D-back

  16. Junior Spivey

    December 27, 2006 at 5:25 pm

    I tell you what, Johnson is painful to catch for a full season. He so long and he throws it in there hard.

  17. Randy Johnson

    December 27, 2006 at 5:29 pm

    You’re all a bunch of assholes.

  18. Al Sharpton

    December 28, 2006 at 6:26 am

    Will withdrawal of Big Unit mean a painful end for the Yankees in 2007?

  19. Peter Gammons

    December 28, 2006 at 10:40 am

    the Yanks can’t keep juggling between the Big Unit and Wang, they have to pick one and see how far they can ride em.

  20. Randy Johnson

    December 28, 2006 at 12:28 pm

    You’re pissing me off, Peter.

  21. Peter Gammons

    December 28, 2006 at 4:21 pm

    The Yanks did their best to hide all the Big Units warts last year but he was clearly exposed. Don’t be surprised by the lack of takers for the sagging Johnson this winter.

  22. Randy Johnson

    December 28, 2006 at 5:37 pm

    Don’t make me do it, Peter.

  23. Randy Johnson

    December 28, 2006 at 9:05 pm

    People think I look like Ronald Miller’s friend from the movie Can’t Buy Me Love. The one who said he threw shit at his house.

    I don’t really see it, do you?

  24. Randy Johnson

    December 28, 2006 at 11:11 pm

    these rumors about me giving birth to a full fize teradactyl are ridiculous…

  25. Max

    December 29, 2006 at 2:44 pm

    Giving Johnson an Extension Might be Most Difficult Part of Deal

  26. Randy Johnson

    December 29, 2006 at 10:28 pm

    so true…..so soooo true

  27. Randy Johnson

    January 1, 2007 at 6:52 pm

    Do you guys think I’d look better with a full perm?

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