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Sports Hernia Exclusive: Feds list of MLB steroid users unveiled…
- Updated: December 28, 2006
The Sports Hernia mole has uncovered the FBI’s list of MLB steroid abusers and there are more than a few surprises:
- Barry Bonds
- Sammy Sosa
- Miguel Tejada
- The Clemens family
- Jason Tyner
- Every player with over 40 hr’s
- Jeff Bagwell’s goat-tee
- Jim Leyland
- Anna Benson
- Steve Bartman
- Entire Oakland A’s organization
- Paul "Mr. Wonderful" Orndorff
- Pedro Cerrano
- Randy Johnson (Teradactyl-roids)
- The baseball itself
- The San Diego Chicken
- Don Zimmer
- Steve Balboni
- Barry Zito’s bank account
- Jose Lima’s wife
- Don Mattingly’s mustache
- Bob Costas
- Minute Maid Park train
- Brett Butler’s glove
- Morgana the Kissing Bandit
- The "Mad Dog" Chris Russo (amphetimines)
- Felipe Alou
- Von Hayes
- Willie Mays Hayes
- Babe Ruth’s monument in Monument Park
- Jeanne Zelasko
- Rich Garces aka "El Guapo"
- The Sheboygan Bratwurst sold in section 313 at Milwaukee’s Miller Park
- Gene Okerland
- Jeff Gordon
- Flash Gordon
- Chewbacca
Max
December 28, 2006 at 4:31 pm
I hear the kid from Powder is on the clear
The Entire Nation
December 29, 2006 at 6:11 am
Is this list real? I feel like you are pulling my leg.
Oh yeah, soccer sucks!
Randy Johnson
December 29, 2006 at 11:41 am
Yes, asshole, it’s for real.
Joe
October 1, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Powder does look like he is on the clear. Anna Benson is suprising.