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T.O. ironically not embarrassed for dropping almost every ball thrown to him

Terrell Owens re-emerged from his own ass Monday night just in time to question everyone but himself. In a surprising, uncharacteristic move following an embarrassing loss to the Eagles that included several dropped balls, T.O., the Cowboys unquestioned leader, quickly threw his team under an inflamed speeding hearse reportedly driven by the Undertaker’s brother, Kane.

Thanks T.O., keep ’em coming.


  1. Sal Bass

    December 27, 2006 at 2:39 pm

    I can’t believe Kane was willing to drive the hearse. Had to be a pay-off involved.

  2. The Slueth

    December 27, 2006 at 5:20 pm

    I can’t believe T.O. is hiding Verne Troyer in one of his pectorals

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