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U.S. Soccer says no to Klinsmann and his crazy “flying balls trap”

Klinsmann2J?rgen Klinsmann officially declined the U.S. soccer head coaching job after American soccer officials became alarmed over his insistence to teach some of his more painful and highly unorthodox soccer techniques – including the notorious "flying balls trap" (seen here).  During the broken negotiations, the wily German was quoted as saying "I just don’t see what the big deal is," and decided it was best if he walk away from the offer.

UPDATE: Hernia sources have also learned that Klinsmann’s insistence that all national team shorts be no longer than 4" in length became another breaking point in negotiations.

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