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Bird assembling team of crappy Bird impersonators

Bird150_1Pacers GM Larry Bird appears to be losing his mind and dead set on creating a team consisting only of crappy impersonations of himself after acquiring cap-killing honky stiffs Mike Dunleavy and Troy Murphy from the Golden State Warriors. 

SportsHernia sources have not confirmed if the new acquisitions, along with transvestite center Jeff Foster, will be forced to wear replica Bird "majestic feathered mullet" wigs (circa ’84) or not.

Pacers are also said to be interested in someone named "Barry Lird."


  1. Bill Walton

    January 17, 2007 at 6:01 pm

    It doesn’t even matter who he’s trading for.

    You’ll never dooooo what Biiiiiiiird did.

  2. Bill Walton

    January 17, 2007 at 6:17 pm

    Now fellas, I’ve thought about this one some more. I was nice enough to give you some classic Hernia commentary on Larry in the guest column I did a couple weeks ago, and now this.

    Make sure this is the last time you go after Larry.

    Because you know, you’ll never do what Biiiiird did.

  3. stranger

    January 18, 2007 at 9:50 pm

    HILARIOUS! Good job as always, Sports Hernia.

  4. ricky

    January 21, 2007 at 9:16 am

    I don’t know what’s worse, the Bird 80’s wigs or Kyle Korver’s haircut? I’ve read that some girls find it nice, which is scaring (and speaks volumes of american chicks) 😉

  5. Marv

    January 25, 2007 at 2:34 pm

    Ha – “the Bird 80’s wigs”

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