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Hungry Ronaldo returns to Italy

AC Milan signs Ronaldo as Italian cheeses, wines, tomatoes, pasta, fish, and olive oil brace for the worst.


  1. Ricky

    February 1, 2007 at 11:37 am

    on several italian newspapers we had funny reports of a (hot) slut he banged, saying that Ronaldo is “poor endowed” and is way too “fast” when having action… I don’t know why, but would tend to believe her

    on the other hand, it’s fair to say he had very sexy chicks. that’s a good sign for obese and ugly people: it means there is always hope also for them

  2. BoshBo

    May 27, 2008 at 7:18 pm

    You would think with his millions (billions), he could eat before the game.

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