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Rex Grossman joins elite group of awful Super Bowl QBs

Rex_grossman_1 Yesterday Rex Grossman became the latest embarrassing quarterback to be carried to the Super Bowl by something, anything other than himself. By doing so, Rex catapulted himself into rare, special company. Read this list at your risk:

  • Tony Eason, Super Bowl XX
  • Stan Humphries, Super Bowl XXIX
  • Neil O’Donnell, Super Bowl XXX*
  • Chris Chandler, Super Bowl XXXIII*
  • Kerry Collins* AND Trent Dilfer, Super Bowl XXXV
  • Brad Johnson AND Rich Gannon*, Super Bowl XXXVII
  • Ben Roethlisberger, Super Bowl XL**

*Indicates player was invited to opposing teams victory parade.

**Indicates Steelers fans will cry about this, but Big Bonehead was 9/21, 123 yds, 2INTs.

15 Comments

  1. Rich Gannon

    January 22, 2007 at 5:53 pm

    Good point, I did throw 5 UGLY picks in that game.

  2. Neil O'Donnell

    January 22, 2007 at 5:55 pm

    Larry Brown still owes me money from that disgusting free agent contract I helped him score with the Raiders.

    I made him look damn good in that game.

  3. Trent Dilfer

    January 22, 2007 at 5:58 pm

    I feel left out.

  4. Neil O'Donnell

    January 22, 2007 at 6:02 pm

    Trent, are you as blind as I was in my Super Bowl?

    You’re on the fucking list with your boy Kerry! What a shitshow you two put on.

  5. Mark Rypien

    January 22, 2007 at 6:11 pm

    Hey what about me?

  6. David Woodley

    January 22, 2007 at 6:13 pm

    Dont forget me

  7. Vince Ferragamo

    January 22, 2007 at 6:14 pm

    Look at me

  8. Craig Morton

    January 22, 2007 at 6:17 pm

    Hey I had more INTs in my career than TDs

  9. ricky

    January 22, 2007 at 7:03 pm

    Amazing. I don’t follow football but this guy makes Paul Mokeski look like Brad Pitt

  10. Doug Williams

    January 22, 2007 at 7:44 pm

    I was bad and I won.

  11. Joe Montana

    January 23, 2007 at 11:35 am

    yeah, you guys really did suck…

  12. NFL Adam

    January 23, 2007 at 5:33 pm

    Dude, Humphries wasn’t that bad. No worse than my boy Ferragamo that signed in here.

  13. Stan Humphries

    January 23, 2007 at 5:38 pm

    Well I threw 2 picks, launched it almost 50 times without completing half of them, and I came off the scrap heap from Washington, so I guess I’m thrown in with these other clowns.

  14. Rex Grossman

    January 24, 2007 at 4:45 pm

    Boy, I sure hope the Colts invite me to their victory party! I hear those are sweeeeeeet! No preparation required, either. Hey Chandler, was it fun? O’Donnell?

  15. Johnny Fairplay

    January 27, 2007 at 9:18 pm

    Don’t worry Rex, I’m sure you’ll be invited. That interception return for a TD you’ll be throwing will be worth an invite.

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