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Barbarogate update


Barbaro Update, 1/5/07 – A happy, healthy Barabro was seen jogging and mountain climbing yesterday in Malibu, California with new BFF, Matthew McConaughey. Later that evening, the hunky horse was spotted at The Standard Hotel kanoodling with newly single Carmen Electra and Eliza Dushku in a private back room. The Kentucky derby winner was then pestered by paparazzi outside the trendy nightspot as he finished his cigarette and hopped into his Porsche, denying that he "leaked" a sizzling sextape of him and Lindsay Lohan.

Meanwhile, Barbaro and his agent Hooch continue to discuss multiple movie and appearance offers such as the starring role in Spielberg’s remake of "ET," reprising Heston’s role in "The Ten Commandments", singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl, and facing off with Kobayashi this July in Coney Island.

For more on the affable horse, check out the following links. And we’re not shitting you, these are REAL headlines:

Barbaro Vet Richardson Says Buckeyes Win

Barbaro Fans Help Pennsylvania Town Profit With Carrots, Gifts