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Etan Thomas-Brendan Haywood rivalry almost approaching meaningful status

Glass_joeFollowing their 26th fight of the year in practice on Friday, Etan Thomas and Brendan Haywood continued to blaze their historic path to the top of the NBA’s "crappiest center battles of all-time" list. While specializing mostly in sucking on the court, these two scholars of the game have developed an amusing "Glass Joe vs. himself" type of rivalry off the court that we can assure you will continue the rest of the season.


  1. Danny Schayes

    February 11, 2007 at 11:20 am

    I love these battles, I’m on the edge my seat hear at Joe Kleine’s house.

  2. marv

    February 11, 2007 at 1:10 pm

    Greeeeeat quotes by Etan. He fears Eddy Curry:

    “Bottom line, I’m not putting up with any garbage from Brendan Todd Haywood, but at the same time, I do feel bad and upset with myself for allowing him to bait me.”

    “Why on earth would he throw an elbow at his own teammate? Save that for Tyson Chandler or Eddy Curry. Kwame Brown would be more than happy to trade blows with him,” Thomas told the Times. “I know the difference between an accident and a cheap shot.”

  3. gerrard sir hornypants

    February 11, 2007 at 8:48 pm

    i love how he throws “todd” in there… i dont know what he’s insinuating. but it clearly is stinging Haywood

  4. Pepe LeChance

    February 12, 2007 at 10:34 am

    Either way, including his middle name is QUITE a dig…

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