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Arod A-Rod has allergic reaction to new bronzer, explodes

A-Rod scoffs at reporter after being accused of using Jeter cologne on his balls

5 Comments

  1. Champ

    February 7, 2007 at 12:57 pm

    A-Rod’s over-the-top Stallone impression leads to an awkward moment at childrens book signing…

  2. gerrard sir hornypants

    February 7, 2007 at 1:42 pm

    A-Rod’s ‘Ex-Lax Triple Latte’ comes back to haunt him at book signing…

  3. Marv

    February 7, 2007 at 2:41 pm

    A-Rod’s face freezes in unflattering position after sunning in Central Park this weekend

  4. Jared K. Watson

    February 12, 2007 at 6:44 pm

    A-Rod denies rapid aging caused by tanning affliction…”I look good” said Rodriguez through leathery lips, contributing his inhumanly bronze pate to his lineage as a half-Puerto Rican, Half-asshole.

  5. tamtam

    October 1, 2008 at 9:07 pm

    2 things-

    @ gerrard sir hornypants-that could very well be the case. maybe his now ex-wife spiked it when she found about about madonna.

    @jared k. watson: a-rod is dominican! not puerto rican!

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