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Lord Littlebrook furious with David Eckstein

Lord_littlebrook_6Following the disturbing news out of Cardinals camp yesterday that Kurt Angle was taking BP hacks (and distributing HGH) with Albert Pujols and company, a violent, feisty storm in the form of wrestling great Lord Littlebrook (left) made it’s way North and onto the Hernia’s conference room speakerphone.

Angry about missing out on the BP opportunity he felt was rightfully his, and generally feeling dissed by the wrestling obsessed David Eckstein who made the arrangements, Littlebrook wasted no time in chastising the miniature shortstop, eerily similar to the frightening in-ring rants we were so used to seeing during his mystifying wrestling career.

"What did that little shit say about Angle? ‘We have one of the greats of all-time with us today, it’s definitely a thrill?’" the 4’4" Littlebrook asked as his blood began to boil. "A thrill?? I’ll give Eckstein a thrill alright, in the form of a Littlebrook Giant Swing that’ll send him flying into the 2nd row. When that little troll finds his way out of the medium popcorn he lands in, then we can ask him what it’s like to be in the presence of greatness. Littlebrook… out!"



  1. Chris Chandler

    February 28, 2007 at 8:41 pm

    Littlebrook broke my arm once just by staring at it. Then again, I am Chris Chandler.

  2. Wee Man

    February 28, 2007 at 10:38 pm

    Fuck yeah Littlebrook, tell ’em how it’s done!

  3. lisa levy

    February 26, 2008 at 8:52 pm

    Maybe it’s just me as I can easily get emotionally affected by the people around me or the way they dress. If I’m staying at the hospital, I would like to see nurses in cheerfully bright colors uniforms than those in whites. Of course, all of these depend on the hospital’s policy, but I just hope that they take into consideration how some colors can affect the mood of the patients.

    If the hospital management is interested, they can always check out those designs from . There are a lot of designs in plain colors or various prints and patterns. Besides that, this site offers lab coats and jackets beside the scrubs

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