Sports Hernia Blog

So long Marty,

..we’ll miss your playoff ingenuity and especially your obscenely large eyeglasses.

Schottenheimer fired.

Editor’s note: What’s unfortunate here is we were unable to find a picture of Marty’s short-lived "windshield wiper" glasses that were unceremoniously banned from the sidelines after washer fluid blinded a ref in one eye.

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  1. gerrard sir hornypants

    February 12, 2007 at 11:24 pm

    how did his eyes never just set on fire on a sunny day?? a true mystery….

  2. Lance the gay fashion guy

    February 12, 2007 at 11:33 pm

    How was that picture on the bottom left never on the cover of GQ? Layer upon layer of mystery behind those glasses…

  3. Marv

    February 13, 2007 at 9:47 am

    Why is he pointing at his eyes in that one picture? As if we can’t see them? That’s almost all I see of him

  4. Jared K. Watson

    February 13, 2007 at 10:42 am

    Stoic…Jovial…Insane…Paranoid…angry. Which of Marty’s colorful personalities will you remember best?

  5. Claude Schottenheimer

    February 13, 2007 at 10:49 am

    I’ll remember “angry face” the most

  6. Beetlejuice

    February 13, 2007 at 1:05 pm

    Dem glasses cover my whole dang peanut head!

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