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Warner Wolf escapes from New York TV studio…

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(NEW YORK, NY) — A nationwide manhunt for crazed feral broadcaster Warner Wolf has commenced after the spunky sports anchor broke free from his chains in his midtown Manhattan studio. Sources say Wolf was last seen prowling Central Park, jumping from rock to rock, scratching his mid-section furiously. 

Wolf, who slowly lost his mind as the industry went digital, stripping him of his signature "Let’s go to the videotape!" catch phrase, is considered extremely dangerous and should not be approached without pepper spray or a tazer.

 

4 Comments

  1. Peter Vecsey

    February 28, 2007 at 3:58 pm

    My sources tell me it was Wolf who stole my neatly trimmed beard, and has since grown it into an unkempt disgrace

  2. Mr. G

    February 28, 2007 at 4:09 pm

    I can’t believe that son-of-a-bitch bit me….

  3. Stan Humphries

    February 28, 2007 at 4:45 pm

    Seriously… I think I just saw him gnawing on a power cable on the F train.

  4. Sam Champion

    February 28, 2007 at 4:48 pm

    ohhhh… im jealous Mr. G

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