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Entire NBA comes forward as possible father of Anna Nicole Smith baby


(NEW YORK, NY) — The NBA PR department was dealt a somewhat surprising mini-blow today when the entire league, including several ex-players and the ghost of Wilt Chamberlain, came forward and admitted they may indeed be the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s child.

"You just don’t know" said every single dude in the NBA. "It’s quite possible. I mean, shit… A year ago, who knows where I was. I definitely wasn’t in bed with my wife, I can tell you that."

David Stern, smugly fielding questions from a gigantic high horse, refused to comment on the story, clearly still reeling from the 1998 Sports Illustrated column that outlined the 4,938 illegitimate children fathered by the league.


  1. Scrap

    March 8, 2007 at 5:52 pm

    Very nice.

  2. Sid Montague

    March 8, 2007 at 7:57 pm

    Jon Amaechi!

  3. Ricky - Sixers4guidos

    March 11, 2007 at 1:01 pm

    no Shawn Bradley? I’m a lil’ bit surprised (and disappointed)

  4. marv

    March 11, 2007 at 3:38 pm

    It just can’t be Greg Foster’s. Can’t be. It’s physically impossible. Unless he’s a pre-op… or a post-op… I’m so confused…

  5. Samantha

    July 31, 2007 at 3:30 am

    Every1 is sitting here talkin so much shit about her and she has done nothing wrong 2 any1. she is gone now and no1 can tell her sleep. LET HER REST NOW!!!!!!!!!!

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