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McRoberts set to become latest white big man from Duke to dominate NBA


DURHAM, NC — Duke forward Josh McRoberts has made it official, declaring himself eligible for the upcoming NBA draft, sending shivers down every NBA big man’s spine.

McRoberts was said to be unsure of his decision until talking to coach Krzyzewski, who went into great detail about the long list of former white big men from Duke who went on to abuse the NBA. The list is indeed a murderers row of ferocious perennial all-stars, including the likes of Shaftlick Randolph, Danny Ferry, Cherokee Parks and Christian Laettner.

McRoberts, whose averages of 13 points and 8 rebounds will surely double in the NBA, is hoping for a reunion with former teammate, J.J. Redick (seen HERE –scroll down to bottom– in mid-season form), who is currently tearing up the League at a 6 PPG clip.


  1. Guy who knows nothing about hoops

    March 22, 2007 at 8:54 pm

    He looks like he could use some glasses. And he looks like he would DIE in the NBA.

  2. Hoop Johnson

    March 23, 2007 at 8:07 am

    I don’t think he has a real love for the game. I think he’s just going to the NBA for the rapes.

  3. decec ninja

    March 23, 2007 at 8:53 pm

    Hahaha. Redick has actually done pretty good in the NBA minutes he has gotten. Better than Adam Morrison for sure.

  4. Ricky - Sixers4guidos

    March 25, 2007 at 7:32 pm

    Shav, Ferry & Parks were/are NBA stars, it’s clear you guys at Sportshernia are just haters and don’t have a clue about the NBA.

    For Mc Roberts I predict more an Eric Montross type of career: drafted by Celtics and blossomed with us (=Sixers)

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