- Tom Brady Accidentally Wolfs Up During Court Room Sketch
- Gritty, Scrappy, Gutsy White Guy Inducted Into MLB Hall of Fame
- Bucs Turn To 80’s Video Game Icon To Fix Jameis
- Clyde McFly argues over an eggplant, a peach and a smiley face
- Traded 4 Times in 6 Days, Luke Ridnour Asks Himself … ‘Who am I?’
- Five Thirty Eight Sets Internet Ablaze With Shocking Report
- Johnny Football’s Money Sign Becomes Latest NFL Star to Retire Early
- Learn The Ins & Outs Of Beer Can Chicken From Clyde McFly
- LeBron’s Wild Hairline Fits Larry O’Brien Trophy … and a Chew Toy
- “Danny Farts Ball” Video Has 500K Views
Wood on the DL?
- Updated: March 29, 2007
(CHICAGO, IL) — With less than a week until opening day the Cubs got a shocking, unfamiliar piece of news: Kerry Wood will be placed on the DL. With this report, on top of Mark Prior already being sent to the morgue, er minors, Hernia reporters scrambled to dig up some other shocking headlines making waves as teams prepare for the season. This is what they came up with:
– Curt Schilling adores the sound of his own voice.
– Joe Morgan still thinks Billy Beane wrote Moneyball.
– The Minnesota Twins didn’t get contracted.
– Pedro Martinez left the midget and coconut tree behind to start rehab on latest injury.
– Pete Rose bets on the sun rising.
– Ozzie Guillen hates fags
– And Air is still free!