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Arizona Cardinals replace old logo with Mel Kiper’s face


(PHOENIX, AZ) — Storied NFL draft guru and
frightening condor Mel Kiper Jr. will become an even more familiar face
this upcoming season as he has officially become the new logo for the
Arizona Cardinals. The disturbing image is exactly what was behind
ownership’s philosphy. After years of getting
urinated on in the NFC East, countless coaching changes, free agent
bombs, a Gramatica, and almost no fans to speak of, they’ve simply run
out of ideas.

"With the draft coming up, we needed something. We needed to get nasty, plain and simple," said marketing idiot Simon Beefstalker.
"What better way to get nasty then to have 22 Mel Kiper heads on the field
at once? Opponents will at least be a little more intimidated, possibly
frightened, maybe even permanently scarred."

No confirmation yet to the rumor that the helmets will begin talking by Week 8.


  1. Jonathan Antin

    April 18, 2007 at 3:40 pm

    Now that my friends, IS the definition of great bangin’ hair.

  2. Jeremiah Trotter

    April 18, 2007 at 5:25 pm

    Goodell better ban ‘dem shits, I ain’t goin’ near anything that looks like that.

  3. Helmet head

    April 20, 2007 at 11:37 am

    Mel Kiper’s hair is a helmet in itself. It has been sent to Iraq for use as armor.

  4. Logo Design

    May 13, 2011 at 2:12 pm

    Wonderful and nice post of “Arizona Cardinals replace old logo with Mel Kiper’s face”.

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