Sports Hernia Blog

Finishing headlines…

Taking a QB high is no sure bet for success
-> and sledge-hammering your own balls might cause pain

NCAA committee OKs recruit text message ban
-> Pete Carroll?s ?Pumped & Jacked? dong text said to have triggered ban

Sonics owner: lease won’t keep team from moving
-> lease also won?t
keep team from losing

Tampa Bay talking trade for Johnson?
-> don’t worry, it’s not Brad, Doug, or Hootie

Urlacher fined $100,000 for wearing unauthorized Super Bowl hat
->
also fined for not spelling out N-F-L while urinating

James Dolan still a believer
-> also still fat, awful, and legally retarded

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