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Hernia Exclusive: Tycoons bidding on Cubs revealed

Hernia breaking news: After weeks of investigating various leaks and leads, The Sports Hernia is finally willing to share the top secret list revealing identities of those bidding on the Cubs:

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(clockwise from top left)
Thurston Howell III
"Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase (a.k.a. Trillionaire Ted)
Irwin R. Schyster (I.R.S.)
Montgomery Brewster
Richie Rich
Edward Stratton III
Phillip Drummond
Montgomery Burns
Ernst Stavro Blofeld
Scrooge McDuck

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