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Most predictable excuses for Clippers playoff free-fall

With a slew of excuses expected to come out of the Clippers locker room explaining why they bowed out of the playoffs, we decided to just get it over with and do it for them:

Sam_gollum_cassell_2 – Kaman too worried about Sam ‘Gollum’ Cassell trying to steal his ‘precious’ magnetic nuts
– Maggette too busy plucking eyebrows and plowing through L.A.’s finest
– Dunleavy putting too much emphasis on his two-strand combover
– Tim Thomas’s return to his all-too familiar ‘cemetery form’
– Cuttino Mobley’s excessive texting, emailing, phoning, weeping with Steve Francis
– Livingston’s crucial mistake of not wearing his medieval knight gear one game
– Loss of Mikki Moore – that chick can play!
– Daniel Ewing and Will Conroy

2 Comments

  1. I fear Kaman

    April 19, 2007 at 1:11 pm

    I used to fear Goldberg and McMahon, but now I fear Kaman.

  2. Ricky - Sixers4guidos

    April 23, 2007 at 5:39 pm

    LOL I was out for a couple of weeks (for some serious chick-banging of course, in a tour with David Beckham & Rocco Siffredi) and I find this amazing text on my beloved Clippers.

    Thanks Sportshernia now I feel home again

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