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Sweetney on Bulls hitting 100: “I’m lovin’ it”

Thabo Sefolosha’s clutch 3-pointer for the Bulls with 3.7 seconds left Saturday didn’t just send another piercing dagger into the Bobcats collective hearts, it also made the day for chubby burger machine, Michael Sweetney.

After nearly eating Sefolosha during the celebration, a smiling Big Sweets skipped his way into the stands to collect free Big Mac coupons from the entire 200 section. One fan reportedly walked away with Sweetney’s jersey and sneakers in exchange for three of the coveted coupons, and according to other scarred witnesses, Sweets eventually left the stands in just his jock.


  1. George Wendt

    April 17, 2007 at 5:53 pm

    I saw him on the street the other day humming “Ba da daht-daht DA!”

  2. Lucky fan

    April 17, 2007 at 6:14 pm

    One time I saw Sweetney use one of the golden arches as a toothpick

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