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Yao Ming gives birth to 18-pound baby boy; Rockets take Game 1…

Yao_ming_giving_birth_2(HOUSTON, TX) — The Houston Rockets cruised to a Game 1 victory over the Utah Jazz, as Yao Ming led the way, scoring 27 points, pulling down 16 rebounds and giving birth to his first child, a healthy 18-pound baby boy.

Yao had just dunked home a rebound to put the Rockets ahead for good when suddenly the big center fell to the ground, letting out a mighty "AGGHHHEEYAAAA!!!!!!!" that could be heard all the way outside the arena.

Team physician Bernie Smearnoff and trainer Willie Beefer rushed to his side and immediately sensed what was happening. They grabbed hold of the giant with all their might, as Dick Bavetta delivered the baby flawlessly.

Yao is listed as "day-to-day".


  1. Marv Albert

    April 23, 2007 at 7:04 pm

    YEEEESSSS, Bavetta with the workman-like assist!!

  2. J.E. Skeets

    April 23, 2007 at 8:00 pm

    I’m starting to fall in love with this site.

    And Yao.

  3. Willie Beefer

    April 23, 2007 at 9:11 pm

    God, that was worse than when Chucky Brown gave birth to Bad News Brown

  4. not saying my NAME

    May 3, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    a man giving birth never heard of it omg how caqn it beee

  5. Alisha

    July 3, 2008 at 11:20 pm


  6. 10z

    July 29, 2008 at 4:34 am

    I fucking hate Chinese people.

  7. Liana SHAN

    September 30, 2008 at 6:58 pm


  8. Ella

    October 29, 2008 at 3:36 am

    Did that guy really have a baby? How?

  9. wow

    January 16, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    fucked up

  10. Talia

    February 20, 2009 at 9:34 pm


  11. realg

    October 29, 2009 at 6:05 pm

    go fuck jour self bitch ass
    fuck the haters

  12. fuk u

    November 24, 2009 at 11:33 pm

    u fuking hater racist and another thing is that ur a b*tch that is suking on a dick!!!!

  13. not saying my name

    November 29, 2009 at 9:56 pm

    thats being racist

  14. emmajean

    February 16, 2010 at 10:36 pm

    excuse me! who hell do you think you are you fucking asshole you know what! i hate racist people and fucking hope someone beats them up including your fucking ass! and asian people rock! so suck your fucking dick you ugly bitch!

  15. not telling

    March 8, 2010 at 8:51 pm

    ya ik

  16. arturo

    March 9, 2010 at 11:51 pm

    his wife had a baby

  17. Taylor

    April 12, 2010 at 12:48 pm

    I wonder where it came out? I know that but did it really come out?

  18. Aman

    July 3, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    Thats pretty funny.. ha

  19. audyihsf anomounnaaaaaaaaaayous

    September 5, 2010 at 5:49 pm

    just shut up racist people and everybody stop swearing

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