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Mysterious DeSalvo comes up short against White Sox


The Yankees latest faceless wonder, Matt DeSalvo went an inspired 3 1/3 innings today in Chicago. Despite the crappy outing and having no face, DeSalvo has still been one of their best starters over the past week.

Even more interesting, according to, he makes a yearly salary of ‘$NaN’.


  1. Joe Torre

    May 17, 2007 at 5:24 pm

    We just didn’t have it today guys, the bats fell asleep. In fact, I was asleep until you guys came in here. Can I get back to my nap now?

  2. Scrap

    May 17, 2007 at 5:35 pm

    I have seen that guy somewhere before. WHere was it? Oh yeah, in my nightmares. Man, I hate that faceless guy.

  3. Albert DeSalvo

    May 18, 2007 at 4:22 pm

    he’s sneaky like me…

  4. John Paul Montervino

    June 7, 2007 at 4:59 pm

    The kid has given them nothing but quality pitching. Just a shame the fielding or batting hasnt matched his effort. He belongs in the bigs maybe with a team that will match his effort. Go Matt

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