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NBA players: What are they doing now?

Do you ever wonder what NBA players do once they’re bounced from the playoffs?  Most of these guys don’t exactly strike us as the house chore type nor
do they strike us as the ‘stay at home, drink Capri Sun on my deck and
think about next season’ type either.  Well after bribing multiple vulnerable insiders with glaring weaknesses, we were able to get the juice on some of the bigger names in the NBA who were recently bounced from the playoffs to varying degrees of disappointment and self-pity. Below are a few of the most interesting sightings since the 1st round eliminations.

Yao doing yoga with Tom Brady and Gisele

Iverson holding highly exclusive dance party inside XXXXXXXXXL t-shirt

McGrady playing an inspired Game 7 against Utah on Playstation

Scott Skiles and Larry Frank watching Mystic Pizza in Sam Mitchell’s basement


Reggie Evans getting hit in the balls with morning newspaper

Steve Nash licking his fingers, tucking hair behind ears

Chris Kaman working out in Mordor Bally’s

‘Melo filming highly anticipated Barbershop Too

Kobe contemplating passing

Radmanovic giving hair direction to Jonathan Antin

Dirk sitting silently watching clock tick

Avery Johnson annunciating everything

Dwayne Wade and Barkley actually arguing over who’s in their 5

Shaq laughing in line at the bank

Brendan Haywood and Etan Thomas having text message battle

Qyntel Woods apparently renting a house owned by Michael Vick

Stephen Jackson still looking for that person who beefed

Steve Nash licking fingers, tucking hair behind ears

D’Antoni talking to ‘friends’ in Italy about David Stern

Jason Kidd and Michael Strahan dining with Lionel Hutz

Nocioni dominating various suburban Fight Clubs

Van Gundy putting self through personal hell by sitting next to Mike Breen

Gilbert Arenas challenging every trainer in his rehab stint

Baron Davis talking with NASA to help him remove beard

Luke Walton pretending to listen to his dad on annual Walton Family Teepee Week

Various players in World Duck Hunt finals (too many to list)

Mark Cuban discussing his "pale Sam the Eagle" look with apprentice Austin Croshere


  1. Ricky - Sixers4guidos

    May 22, 2007 at 4:17 pm

    “D’Antoni talking to ‘friends’ in Italy about David Stern”

    How come you know that? I just had a quick chat with Mike, and David Stern will receive friendly visits soon… a couple of fellas to entertain his wife or something

    I also have an update about Radmanovic, he joined Luc Longley on his “Robbie Naish wannabes” surfing team for seven footers only. Radman just broke his left leg, will have surgery next week

    “Dirk sitting silently watching clock tick”


  2. mcbias

    May 25, 2007 at 12:46 pm

    This is classic. Love the Nocioni post; hey, if he starts now, he could probably be heavyweight champ before training camp!

  3. Digital Headbutt

    May 26, 2007 at 9:47 am

    “Nocioni dominating various suburban fight clubs”

    Ron Artest is not impressed.

  4. nyayoy ojulu

    July 4, 2007 at 1:03 am

    is to be an nba player

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