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Ortiz clears the air on steroids

The always poetic David Ortiz addressed the media today on steroids. Below are the key, pertinent quotes from the eloquent slugger:

"I don’t know, I used to take some protein shakes in the Dominican
(Republic) and (expletive) sometimes, and also (expletive) but that
(expletive) can happen anytime.  But we have (expletive) Ring Dings in
the U.S.  You can’t get that (expletive) in the Domincan (Republic). I
don’t know.  If you (expletive)
(expletive) that (expletive), sometimes it can (expletive) your liver,
especially if you already have an (expletive) (expletive). And (expletive),
who knows what the (expletive) Manny is doing when carries all that
(expletive) (expletive), and tries to put it in your (expletive). I
mean, (expletive), he’s crazy."

Exactly David, exactly, you (expletive) tell ’em.

One Comment

  1. Marv

    May 8, 2007 at 10:20 pm

    God I love Ring Dings. Ho-Hos too. But Funny Bones are odd.

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