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Report: Clemens looked at championship photo from ’99 this morning

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Also rumored to have taken place this morning at Camp Clemens and guaranteed to be shown on the YES Network:

– successful morning dump with detailed commentary by Michael Kay
– enjoyable 3-minute shower piss (audio only)
– mixed his Cheerio’s with Fruity Pebbles he stole from son Kody
– double checked to see how many more strikeouts he has than Randy Johnson
– leg pressed two Hummer H2 toy trucks
– began plans for dugout dance following Trenton AA League victory, should it ever happen
– in customary morning tradition, went to atm machine to withdraw $10 just to see his checking balance of $50 million

To find out just a little bit more on Clemens, you can go here at your own risk:

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One Comment

  1. Dave

    May 24, 2007 at 2:46 pm

    Played with his favorite Decepticons this morning successfully beating the Autobots in a bizarre play session with Al Nipper

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