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Bud Selig finally admits relation to Sam the Eagle


In the midst of the ever intriguing steroid mystery in Major League Baseball and the upcoming rectal exams to be performed by Senator George Mitchell, Bud Selig decided to shake things up today announcing that he is genetically related to arrogant Muppet, Sam the Eagle.

"I don’t think this comes as much of a surprise to many, but Sam the Eagle is my younger brother," said Selig in between worm snacks.  "I may not have the striking good looks of Sam, nor do I have his natural imposing presence, but you can see the resemblance."

When asked why Sam continues to deny any relation to him at all, Selig snarled at reporters, swooped up the last of his worms and flew away to an undisclosed nest.