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- Updated: June 7, 2007
God (above center) points his way to Oakland.
(HERNIA HEADQUARTERS) — The SportsCenter-media blitz-assman parade wasn’t to be this afternoon as a shocking base hit by God with two outs in the 9th spoiled a no hit bid for Curt Schilling.
According to reports, God, who was in the Sudan at a children’s hospital, immediately pulled a batting helmet from under his robe and bolted for McAfee Coliseum as soon as he got the news.
"I couldn’t let it happen," said God in a statement issued to the press by Blaine Bishop. "I mean, c’mon…"
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