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Kings “blown away” by scouting videos they received on Theus coaching

Shortly after introducing Reggie Theus as their new head coach, the Sacramento Kings released exclusive footage of the greased up ladies man during his storied, celebrated tenure with the Deering Tornadoes.  Aside from his stunning good looks, his mastery of the 10′ x 12′ fake court is reportedly what put him over the top.

Warning: This haunting little jingle might pollute your head the rest of the day.

In other news, the Seattle Supersonics have narrowed down their coaching candidate list to Mr. Cooper and Dick Butkus.


  1. Rick Fox

    June 20, 2007 at 3:04 pm

    My freakin’ dream job, Hang Time that is

  2. Ricky - Sixers4guidos

    June 20, 2007 at 5:00 pm

    I rememeber he was still pretty hot when he left the NBA to play here in Italy. wow

    Theus is Sacto’s answer to Ron Jeremy a.k.a. Stan Van Gundy

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