Sports Hernia Blog

Kobe demands trade to team from Space Jam…

Kobe (HOLLYWOOD, CA) — Kobe Bryant continued to raise eyebrows today after demanding another trade to the team from the epic movie Space Jam (preferably the Monstars).  The incredibly secure super-star simultaneously dropped the bombshell via underground mix-tape, blog, podcast, airplane smoke writer, radio interview, web chat and megaphone (on Hollywood Boulevard) around 3:30pm today.

Sources say Bryant lost all hope after a meeting with Lakers brass went sour.   The last straw coming when Bryant was re-buffed after lobbying for his own penis to become the new head coach. 


  1. Ricky - Sixers4guidos

    June 20, 2007 at 11:15 am

    I confirm this Sportshernia rumor, and I can also add that Kobe said he “can’t wait to play with Space Jam #1 star” (= Shawn Bradley)

  2. fullcourt

    June 20, 2007 at 11:16 am

    :)) That would be the perfect team for him. Really.

  3. allonthefield

    June 20, 2007 at 9:22 pm

    Nice post. Kobe is a megalomaniac, and the Lakers should try to get rid of him while they still can.

  4. Kobe Bryant

    April 4, 2008 at 3:15 pm

    I really don’t appreciate this, please stop this disgusting attempt at humor.

    I own Michael Jordan and All Yall Foos!

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