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NBA Draft prospect shrouded in mystery


(NEW YORK, NY) — The NBA was abuzz yesterday as Yahoo Sports unveiled
the first public photo of the league’s latest draft mystery man, Kyrylo

While most draft prospects are given those tired, cliche shots of their face to represent them,
Fesenko was given this amazing picture of his back.  Why? Who? Where? So many questions to ask….

Here’s what we know about Fesenko:
– He averaged an impressive triple-double of ‘N/A’ in points, rebounds and assists last year.
– Judging from the way he is getting elbowed in the back and being
thrown into the complete opposite direction of the basket, he is
definitely European.
– Chad Ford is likely to be hiding under his bed right now.
– According to the photo, he has no class.

Here’s what we can theorize:
– He may be the third Wolf Brother.
– If so, he has trouble putting his jersey on properly.
– He could be in the witness protection program.
– He may be some sort of gymnast as he appears to be set to perform a cartwheel-flip of some sort.
– With hands held excitedly high like that, he could pay huge dividends on the bench, as we haven’t seen a cheerleader like that since Jack Haley.

And finally, here’s a look at last year’s draft puzzle, Veseli Smirnoff, who scouts understandably fell in love with after this picture was released. He continues to fight for playing time with the Phildelphia 76ers.



  1. Ricky - Sixers4guidos

    June 14, 2007 at 11:24 am

    I’ve heard Vesely Smirnoff is the son of the notorius comedian Yakov Smirnoff

    and stop making fun of Jack Haley, he was the M.L. Carr of the 90’s and is in the Towel waivers’ HOF

  2. Von Kaiser

    June 14, 2007 at 2:05 pm

    I gotta get a pair of socks like that guy

    Fesenko’s career doesn’t exactly look promising with this picture. I’m thinking a Danny Schayes type path where any and all basketball cards of him will either be him on the floor falling out of bounds or on the bench in street clothes with a fake injury


    June 14, 2007 at 3:44 pm

    Ricky is on point as usual… a towel waiving HOF would be money

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