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A classic All-Star game face-off

It was quite a night for baseball tonight and while difficult to pinpoint the biggest moment of the evening, one has to consider the epic Buck-McCarver face-off that took place right before our eyes.

Here’s a quick recap.

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Joe Buck opens the All-Star game in "wooden Zoolander" mode, defiantly hogging entire screen.


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Buck, furious at the now shared screen time and refusing to be denied, sticks with reliable "wooden Zoolander face" while a desperate McCarver reaches into his bag of tricks for a rebuttal.


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Always quick on the fly, McCarver takes a giant leap over "wooden Zoolander face" and fires back with a death stare for the ages.


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McCarver, foolishly thinking Buck approves of his death stare, has no idea that the "evil conspiring joker-ventriloquist" look actually means he’s plotting to eliminate him.


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Simply out of gas, an exhausted Buck finally lets one rip while off camera McCarver discusses loudly the positives and negatives of dying his hair fluorescent maroon.

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