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L.A. braces for arrival of David Beckham, wife’s tits…


(LOS ANGELES, CA) — World-famous soccer star David Beckham and his racquet ball chested wife have finally touched down in America.  Here are a few steps L.A. is taking in preparation for the Beckham’s:

– Celeb gossip sites beefing up servers for expected deluge of nip and vag-slip pics of Posh taken by the paparazzi.

– LA pornstars saluting Becks by styling their pubes in patented Beckham ‘faux-hawk’.

– Instead of getting angular haircuts to honor Posh, women across L.A. will just chop off part of their faces.

– Galaxy team frantically learning how to play soccer.

– Tanning salons to add new Posh-inspired "Scorched on Mars" setting to tanning beds.

– ESPN to actually provide highlights of Galaxy games (in courtroom style sketches).

– Galaxy fan base organizing "Posh Boob Corner" where fans will strap 2 oranges to their chest in honor of her Poshness.

– Along with the SAP option on TV, Galaxy games will be broadcast in special Beckham Elf-Voice Setting.

– With rumors swirling of close pal Tom Cruise buying the Galaxy, expect the 4’7 Cruise to insert himself into the line-up as cornerback/freak.


  1. Marv

    July 15, 2007 at 2:42 pm

    Can she even be considered human anymore?

  2. Ricky - Sixers4guidos

    July 15, 2007 at 6:37 pm

    is it true that Kobe is already so jealous of the attention Beckham is drawing that asked the LA Galaxy to trade him ???

  3. kasey loessberg

    July 15, 2007 at 10:51 pm

    As pathetic as this sounds, i think i’ll actually watch her reality show Monday night, because well, you are right, her tits are nice.

  4. JJ

    July 16, 2007 at 1:17 pm


  5. Nosaj

    July 17, 2007 at 12:45 am

    ESPN to actually provide highlights of Galaxy games (in courtroom style sketches).

    HA! i actually wouldnt be surprised seeing as espn is turning into the mtv of the sports world (they show less sports coverage anymore than mtv shows music videos)

  6. krystal adams

    September 6, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    hey david u rock at occer nd ur sxy!!!!!!!!!!! y u makin comments about vic here iam just lookin at beckham

  7. angelic

    September 21, 2008 at 3:16 am

    U r sooooooooooooooo luky dude………u hav blue billion female fans I request u to leave it 4m………

  8. Samuel

    October 24, 2008 at 10:23 am

    All i cn say is dt becks nd posh shld kip enjoyin theirselvs

  9. martina

    December 1, 2008 at 6:58 am

    lei e bella lui e bellissimoooooooo fanno una coppi veramente belllllllllllliiiiiissssssiiiiimmmmaaaaa c’ e bella+bellliisssiiiimmoooo=fanno belllllllllllllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiii lui e piu belloooo ce io sono femmiinnaaa lo amo .mi chiamo martina vengo da napoli e ho 12 anni compiuti il 9 luglio sono nata il 1996 ok grazie di aver lettoil mio commento ciaoooooo bbacioni


    December 18, 2008 at 1:12 am

    guys, she should have been born in sudan, she would be naturally skinny. No need of artificial starving. Shame on her body, it could have been divinely sexy, but she messed herself up. And hey mr. david, just leave her man. Her walk, her talk, her attitude, her arrogance sucks man. I am telling you the truth buddy. Well, its up to you man. Love it or hate it, its your wife though.

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