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L.A. braces for arrival of David Beckham, wife’s tits…
- Updated: July 14, 2007
(LOS ANGELES, CA) — World-famous soccer star David Beckham and his racquet ball chested wife have finally touched down in America. Here are a few steps L.A. is taking in preparation for the Beckham’s:
– Celeb gossip sites beefing up servers for expected deluge of nip and vag-slip pics of Posh taken by the paparazzi.
– LA pornstars saluting Becks by styling their pubes in patented Beckham ‘faux-hawk’.
– Instead of getting angular haircuts to honor Posh, women across L.A. will just chop off part of their faces.
– Galaxy team frantically learning how to play soccer.
– Tanning salons to add new Posh-inspired "Scorched on Mars" setting to tanning beds.
– ESPN to actually provide highlights of Galaxy games (in courtroom style sketches).
– Galaxy fan base organizing "Posh Boob Corner" where fans will strap 2 oranges to their chest in honor of her Poshness.
– Along with the SAP option on TV, Galaxy games will be broadcast in special Beckham Elf-Voice Setting.
– With rumors swirling of close pal Tom Cruise buying the Galaxy, expect the 4’7 Cruise to insert himself into the line-up as cornerback/freak.