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Pacman Jones begins image restoration by becoming bad guy in wrestling
- Updated: July 31, 2007
Could Pacman’s entrance into the wrestling world also mean the return of Slick?
Accompanied by a gigantic posse that may or may not be cleared to enter next month’s battle royal, Pacman Jones and his agent issued the following reasons for joining TNA wrestling:
– There is no better way to get back into the good graces of the American public than by hitting someone from behind with a steel chair while someone distracts them.
– Using the British Bulldogs’ dog Matilda as his tag team partner will most likely draw NFL fans to the wrestling broadcasts as well as praise from the media and PETA.
– Aligning with yet another sport tainted with drugs and murder is just smart business.
– Can’t find a decent job at Cheetah’s, The Crazy Horse or Chip ‘N Dolls.
– Despite strong ties to the Bengals, Slick is looking to return to the business and manage "a huge star who like ho’s."
– "Pacman" is just a natural fit in the wrestling world.
– Taunting the crowd is an encouraged practice.
– Would like an opportunity to kick the crap out of wrestling obsessed David Eckstein.
– A channel like SpikeTV will allow him to wear ass-less tights.
– TNA just has to stand for Tits ‘N Ass.
– Thinks wrestling is real.