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Shows narrowly beat out by ESPN’s “The Bronx is Burning”

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With America’s eyes certain to be glued to the television tonight to watch the debut of ESPN’s "The Bronx is Burning," here’s a quick look at some of the other mini-series ideas that the network foolishly passed up:

–  Detroit is Burning (cars)
–  Philly is Burning (jerseys, flags, bars, etc.)
–  San Francisco is Flaming
–  Wrigleyville is in Heat
–  My House be Burnin’: Andre Rison
–  My Mitt is Burning: Scott Proctor
–  My Cooch is Burning: Vegas Strippers after All-Star Weekend
–  It Burns when I Pee: Kyle Farnsworth & Pat Burrell
–  My Ass is Always Burning: Art Shell’s Life on the Hot Seat
–  My Rectum is Burning: Jon Amaechi
–  Rome is Burning (oh wait)

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