Shows narrowly beat out by ESPN’s “The Bronx is Burning”

With America’s eyes certain to be glued to the television tonight to watch the debut of ESPN’s "The Bronx is Burning," here’s a quick look at some of the other mini-series ideas that the network foolishly passed up:

–  Detroit is Burning (cars)
–  Philly is Burning (jerseys, flags, bars, etc.)
–  San Francisco is Flaming
–  Wrigleyville is in Heat
–  My House be Burnin’: Andre Rison
–  My Mitt is Burning: Scott Proctor
–  My Cooch is Burning: Vegas Strippers after All-Star Weekend
–  It Burns when I Pee: Kyle Farnsworth & Pat Burrell
–  My Ass is Always Burning: Art Shell’s Life on the Hot Seat
–  My Rectum is Burning: Jon Amaechi
–  Rome is Burning (oh wait)