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Steinbrenner breaks down “The Bronx is Burning,” but mainly Platt’s hair

George Steinbrenner, shockingly via publicist Howard Rubenstein, spoke today on Oliver Platt’s performance as Mr. Spacely, er the owner of the Yankees in ESPN’s "The Bronx is Burning".

"They always show me angry; they never
found a softer, kinder, gentler George."  Well here’s a softer side we haven’t seen.  The horror is at the 00:11 second mark.  Watch at your own risk, you have been warned.

"He doesn’t want to knock the guy’s acting; he wants to knock
his clothing and hairdo."  This was his chance to praise Larry David.  And speaking of acting, THIS is acting.  Clearly big Stein had first dibs on Mr. Belvedere and simply passed on the role Bob Uecker eventually took because Uecker’s Miller Lite commercials couldn’t touch this one.  And as far as clothing, I think we could all take a lesson from Billy Martin here.  ESPN should be doing an "Outside the Lines" on that jacket.

"George’s hair is more neatly trimmed.  He
doesn’t wear a wig; people think that because he’s perfectly
barbered. He doesn’t have a hair out of place."  Fair point, his dome wig is perfectly barbered as evidenced in the following video.  Platt’s looks  like a bloated, feathered version of Pete Rose’s helmet wig.  Also, look for a special appearance from bizarro Tony Danza in this commercial.


  1. The Balls

    July 20, 2007 at 10:15 pm

    That should be the jacket they hand out at the Masters.

  2. Fake George Steinbrenner

    July 20, 2007 at 10:41 pm

    Listen, I don?t give a hoot about who plays me as long as the hair is right. Remember the great shots of my office from the old Seinfeld series? Now *those* guys knew how to get the hair right. ESPN just doesn?t have the chops for this.

    If you want to get the real scoop on what?s happening in my life, be sure to visit my blog.

    The Boss
    Fake George Steinbrenner

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