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Brady Junior already raising hell

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Brady Jr. soaks it all in after his 43rd breast feeding of the day.

It should come as no surprise to anyone that Tommy Brady Jr. has been raising utter hell ever since he triumphantly entered the world less than 24 hours ago.  Here are some of the memorable highlights so far:

–  Nurses have been jousting over the privilege to breast feed him
–  Came out of the womb smoking a stogie
–  Suri Cruise is already on his tip
–  Told Suri to beat it, is already eyeing Salma Hayek’s kid
–  Left the nic unit, hopped in a cab and said, "to the Playboy Grotto and step on it"
–  Told the delivering nurse she should drop 23 pounds and call him next Halloween
–  Hair was instantly styled after making eye contact with dad
–  Bolted nic unit after 5 minutes shouting "this place is dead" while urinating on a Shaughnessy column
–  Was overheard saying "my dad may
bang one super model at a time, but a new Brady is in town…"
–  Farted the Michigan fight song as an army of doctors applauded and nodded in approval
–  Generously tipped each nurse and smacked their ass after each of his numerous, unnecessary breast feedings

5 Comments

  1. TBone

    August 24, 2007 at 11:45 am

    – Already throws a more accurate deep ball than Drew Henson

  2. smit

    August 24, 2007 at 3:30 pm

    Michigan sux and so does this blog

  3. The Sports Hernia

    August 24, 2007 at 3:52 pm

    “sux”

  4. Bam Sligera

    August 24, 2007 at 3:56 pm

    Smit with a profound statement.

    Your team sux, mine rules.

    O’Doyle!

  5. smit

    August 24, 2007 at 4:04 pm

    Sorry guys, it’s actually me who sux.

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