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Chad Ford sets scene for Yao marriage consumation

Following the Yao nuptials this weekend, longtime creepy NBA scout Chad Ford
was busy adorning the happy couple’s honeymoon suite with candles and blaring his "Babymaking Music Supreme" mixtape featuring Marvin Gaye, Barry White, K.C. and JoJo, and Chris Isaac on a vintage hi-fi system so that the Yao’s could
consumate their marriage, and Ford could sign their offspring as
quickly as possible.  Ford even hand-stitched a super sexed-up purple velour jumpsuit for Yao to wear to really get his new bride ovulating.

During the actual ceremony Ford was seen drooling on his laptop while occasionally mumbling words like "length" and "upside." 

The yet to be conceived offspring is already #1 on Ford’s "spotty at best" 2025 mock draft.

One Comment

  1. Marv

    August 6, 2007 at 8:39 pm

    Wow, he is creepy.

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