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- Updated: August 23, 2007
Mike Flynt effectively conveyed to his wife of 35 years that he loathes her and wants to die by rejoining the Sul Ross State college football team earlier this month.
"I’ve tried nearly everything to get away from the bitch," the 59-year-old grandfather and father of two said. "Right now I’m just really looking forward to the opportunity for a 300-pound pulling guard that’s more than half my age to come around the corner in a scrimmage and literally take my head off."
In response, Eileen Flynt, Mike’s wife of 35 years, said that she’s still taking the car out tonight to go to Mildred’s house for Bridge Night.