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NFL quarterbacks following Tommy’s lead


The recent news of Tom Brady asking for a leave of absence from the Patriots for the birth of his first child has caused a chaotic domino effect among quarterbacks in the NFL.  Here’s a look at some of the interesting requests floating around the league.

  • Peyton Manning requests leave to film commercials
  • Eli Manning requests leave to watch Peyton film commercials
  • Archie Manning requests leave from Fox cameras to watch son watch brother film commercials
  • Bears coaching staff is continually begging Rex Grossman to get pregnant
  • Brady Quinn requests leave to re-think 2007 hair plan and get even more jacked
  • Kurt Warner requests week off to extract 9-year old son from wife’s man goblin hair
  • Pittsburgh-area squirrels ask puffy-cheeked Roethlisberger to take a leave of absence from nuts
  • Confused Countdown analyst Steve Young asks for leave from Niners
  • Even more confused Fox broadcaster Troy Aikman asks for leave from UCLA
  • Jake Plummer asks for his girlfriend not to leave
  • Planet earth asks Ryan Leaf to take a permanent leave of absence
  • Giants ask Jared Lorenzen to take leave from Pizza Hut’s cheesy bread and double meat pinzones

…And in a bizarre twist, Ocho Cinco has asked Chad Johnson to take a leave of absence.


  1. Matia

    August 21, 2007 at 6:05 pm

    Nothing so ugly and idiot is never seen as this blog

  2. Von Kaiser

    August 21, 2007 at 6:12 pm

    Engrish 1o1 by Matia

  3. Hail

    March 8, 2008 at 8:39 pm

    That was the dumbest article ever. and i HATE tom brady that retard!

  4. Bleeuaugh

    February 7, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    lmao great article

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